"Outrageous Tales of the Stanley Cup"
"Mike Bolt is the official keeper of the Stanley Cup. Where it goes, he goes. Here, he shares just some of the odder things that have been placed in or sucked out of the NHL's most cherished prize"
good article there, check it out here!
but the 2 best parts of the article??? RIGHT AWAY i notice my future ex-wife is featured in the side bar (today):
amanda bynes, my friends, is "paconations #1 favorite girl"!!!
love her!!! so how happy did my day start?!?!so while i was reading along with the stanley cup article (before slime-ing... i mean... clicking over to amanda'a article and drooling for a good 2 hours (and finding this site)), i came across this question and answer:
"Who's downed the most booze from the Cup?[Ducks forward] Teemu Selanne is the warmest, most sincere man you could ever meet—but he is also one hell of a drinker [laughs]. We were at his place in Anaheim, and he had eight to 10 of his buddies there. They went through about 12 bottles of Scotch, right out of the Cup. If I drink half a bottle, I'm going to fall down, and I have a tolerance. Not Teemu. No problem. One of the best drinking clinics I've ever seen"
so now i'm faced with seeing "paconation's #1 favorite girl"... AND reading that "paconation's #1 favorite non-penguin hockey player" is a HUGE drinker!!! drinking 12 bottles of scotch out of the stanley cup?!?! trooper! ladies and gentleman... if that article read "they went through about 12 cases of bass ale" my head would have exploded! seriously! just to clear everything up for first time readers (which most of you are), bass ale is... "paconation's #1 favorite alcoholic beverage"
be back later, i'm going to search the far reaches of the internet for videos of amanda bynes taking a bath in bass ale... or a funny bowling video... whichever i can find first:
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