Tuesday, May 13, 2008

gorilla what?!?! wtf???

not much going on today, other than this:


seriously? gorilla munch organic cereal sounds SO awesome! *sarcasm*

i guess when "they"... the powers that be... FDA? removed the word "sugar" from cereal boxes i.e.: sugar pops, sugar smacks, etc., they needed words to replace it... like... "gorilla"???

"sugar munch" would have been... no... would have sounded SO much better!!!

which brings me to my next thought... organic? as if gorilla munch isn't bad enough, it has to be organic? ugh! just my opinion! i'm sure some of you kiddies (or hippies) just cant get enough gorilla munch!!! the name alone is SO appealing... "hello, marketing department... just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like... name our cereal gorilla munch... and totally redeem yourself!"

*triumphant high-5*


what?!?!
me on the other hand... i'll be searching for some gorilla grahams, fruit poops, and... uh... some... cap'n dummy crunch??? hmmm...

aye, aye cap'n... go on with that bad-ass mustache!

looks kinda like me after a hockey game... or... sled riding... ehhh...


i actually goggled gorilla munch to see what exactly the deal is, and as the http://www.naturespath.com/ (don't bother), page took FOREVER to open (must be scientologists), i realized 2 things: 1) this post, albeit not funny in the first place, has ran its ground ... and 2) i really could give a gorillas arse about the whole thing! just thought the box was funny...
peace & chicken grease!

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