Thursday, May 29, 2008

oh poo!

oh... technology... you failed me yet again!!!
first off, damn you blackberry for making ANY model of a phone without a camera! who does that these days?!?! especially on a blackberry?!?! and just why exactly, am i bitter at you this afternoon blackberry?!?! because my friend at work has said model of blackberry phone w/o camera option... and friend at work went and "beat up" the men's bathroom room as if it stole his last pop-tart, pissed in his shoe, cut him off and hit the brakes to slow down for the squirrel hill tunnel ... you know what i'm talking about... total destruction of the nasal cavity! and shortly after the damage occurred and he had finished up, i walked on in to do a little somethin'-somethin' of my own, when there it was... left in the bathroom stall by accident! a friends cell phone. the sky's opened, rays of sunshine, lady luck smiling at me, etc.! but! no camera... or else... there would have been an ABUNDANCE of poo pictures, poo text messages, poo e-mails, poo wallpaper, poo, poo, poo! but no... the world is probably that much better of a place because that phone in particular doesn't have a camera option... poo-hoo... i mean, boo-hoo!!!

let this be a warning to you world/pittsburgh... i will!

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